Jashin-chan Dropkick chapter 4

Now that no motherfucker bothered picking this series up, there's no point using the script format that I often use on this blog because it takes too much time. Instead, I'm switching to McDonald's script format except for the first page (since half of it is just copy-pasta from the old chapter). If you bother checking this category, you should be able to read without much effort, since the translations come right after original lines.



Chapter 4 raw

Translation

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Top - Chapter 4: Instant-death-in-one-bite! Moudoku-san
Title - Jashin-chan Dropkick

＞Summary until last chapter
A demon from the demon world, nicknamed "Jashin-chan", was summoned to the human world against her own will by Yurine, a Japanese college girl. What's more, Yurine says she doesn't know the way to send Jashin-chan back to the demon world. Because she can return to the demon world if her summoner dies, Jashin-chan was after Yurine's life many times, but she failed and received punishments all the time...

＞Character introduction
+ Hanazono Yurine
A somewhat-blackened college girl who lives in an apartment built in the Shouwa era.
+ Jashin-chan
The demon summoned by Yurine. Can only return to the demon world either by means of a returning incantation or in case her summoner dies.

Bottom - ・This story is all fiction. It has nothing to do with any character or organization in the reality.
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天使の微笑み…！(邪神ですけどね)
A smile of an angel...! (Even though she's an evil god)

Jashin-chan Dropkick

第4話 即死一発！猛毒さん
Chapter 4: Instant-death-in-one-bite! Moudoku-san

今日の晩ご飯はカレーですの☆
Today's dinner will be curry☆

ふ～ん、用意できたら呼んでね。私、DVD見てるから
Hmm, call me when you're done with it. I'm watching a DVD now.

はいですの～
Yes, ma'am~

くくく…バカめ。のんきにDVDなんて見やがって
Heh heh heh... You're a fool to dare watch a DVD so nonchalantly.
それがてめぇが見る最後のDVDになりますの
That will be the last DVD you watch, bitch.

ゆりねを直接攻撃でぶっ殺せないのなら…
If I can't beat Yurine to death head-on...
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大手通販サイトアマゾネスで取り寄せたスプーン一杯でサタンすらも即死させるというこの魔界の劇薬…
I'll resort to poisoning her to death using this "Moudoku-san"...

Note: Moudoku means "deadly poison"

「猛毒さん」で毒殺するまで！！
A powerful poison from the demon world, rumored to kill even Satan instantly with a single spoon, which I ordered at the major shopping site Amazoness!!

人間一匹ごときにこんなアイテムを使うことになろうとは…
Can't believe I have to use such an item against a mere single human...

よし、気づいてないな
Good. She's not noticing.

あとはこの鍋に猛毒さんをスプーン一杯入れれば完成
All that's left is to add a spoon of Moudoku-san to this pot, and it'll be complete.

ぐつぐつ
Simmer (x2)

いや、まてよ…
No, wait a sec...
ゆりねの生命力はゴキブリ並ですの…
Yurine's life force is cockroach-tier...

全部入れよっと♥
Guess I'll just put it all in♥

キャッ♥
Kyah♥

これでゆりねもジ・エンドですの…
Even Yurine will be as good as dead with this...
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いただきま～す
I'm digging in.

めしあがれ～
Have a nice meal~

じ――っ
Stare

何見てるの？見られてると食べにくいんだけど
What are you looking at? I can't eat well if someone looks at me.

え…あっ
Eh... Ah-

う…腕によりをかけて作ったから感想が気になるんですの
I... I put all of my skill into making it, so I'm wondering about your impression.

もにょもにょ
Fidget (x2)

ふ～ん
Hmm.

ぱくり
Bite

うっ…
Y...

やった…！
I did it...!
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うまい！！
Yummy!!

えっ
Eh

なにこれ、ちょーおいしいんだけど！
I dunno what this is, but it's super tasty!

邪神ちゃんすご――い
You're amazing, Jashin-chan.

なっ…
Wh...
なっ…
Wha...

ガタッ
Slam

バカな…！！
It can't be...!!

ばっ
Outburst

猛毒だぞ、猛毒！！スプーン一杯でサタンをぶっ殺すほどの…
It's a deadly poison! A deadly poison!! It's strong enough to kill Satan with a single spoon...
それを全部入れたのに死なないなんて…
How could you not die even though I put it all in...
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ん…？
Hm...?

※この商品はジョーク商品です。中身は美味しい調味料となっております。
※This commodity is a gag gift. Inside of it is delicious seasoning.

…ウソだろ
...You've gotta be kidding.

ああ…そういうこと
Oh... So that's what you planned.

ひっ
Yikes!
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わかってるわね
You know the consequence now, don't you?

か…堪忍や堪忍したってや
F... Forgive me please-

ダメ
No.

がしっ
Grab

えっ…
Eh...

ちょ…
Wait...

ぽいっ
Throw

あ
Ah
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あ――
Ahhhhhh

あ――
Ahhhhhh

あ――
Ahhhhhh

あ――
Ahhhhhh
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かわいそうな邪神ちゃんを応援するメッセージ・作品の感想はこちらから。
Please type your message to support our poor Jashin-chan and your impression on the work here.
←ゲーム「きせかえ対戦アイロイド」とのコラボ企画も実施中です♥
A collaboration project with the game "Kisekae Taisen Airoid" is being carried out as well♥

うっ…
Uh...

はー…
Huff...

し…しぬ…
I'm... I'm gonna die...

はー…
Huff...

それぐらいじゃ死なないでしょ
You won't die from that kind of injury.
ちゃんとガラス代弁償するのよ
You'll be making proper compensation for repairing the glass, got that?

は…はい
Y... Yes ma'am.

てめぇが投げたんだろうが…
Wasn't it because you bitch threw me...

巴投げ・一本……！
Tomoenage, one point...!
Note: Overhead throw in judo

次回更新へつづく
To be continued in the next update